DUNT TAKE HIS TICKETS - EH!

Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, eh" said Wiremu.

The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal.

"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion eh!"
The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure.

Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment. Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.

The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv Prostate suckness eh" "What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer. "Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi'regonna huv to cut off your balls."

"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"

DUST STORMS - HERE IN LEO THAT IS NORMAL!

Sydney Harbour Bridge - September 2009

My car looks like this nearly every 2 weeks living in Leo!

View from back of hospital - Xmas Day December 2008

View from back of hospital - Xmas Day December 2008

The dust is normal here in Leo, it is a constant battle to be dust free in the house let alone outside. Dust storms normally happen in December/January and you can see the dust afar approaching & that is the time to stay indoors & close all windows and wait for it to pass, then you have the job of cleaning up!

NEVER FALL ASLEEP ON THE JOB AS YOU WILL BE CAUGHT!

A QUIET NIGHT

Did a night shift at the hospital last night, a very quiet night it was. They must of all been behaving or everyone is just well as not a soul to be seen the whole shift - yay. We managed to watch 2 DVD's - Madagascar 2, funny, & Confessions Of A Shopaholic, which was so, so. Only bought the DVD Confessions of a Shopaholic as we were in New York last April & we got to see part of the movie been filmed in the streets & when that scene came up - I was like EXCITED as we were there at that moment. Spotted Miriam that travelled with me to the States walking in one of the scenes, how funny!

MY NEW PC

My new pocket size VAIO PC & it slips into what looks like a clutch purse, so small and compact you can just pop it into your handbag. Saves taking your large laptop everywhere with you.

I WANT TO BE A CAT!

My Miss Tubby, doing what she does best - cat napping on her favourite blanket from Aunty Andrea. I wanna come back in my next life as a cat, so I can just eat, sleep and lounge around!

WHY CANNOT I THROW IT OUT?

I bought myself a new dictionary awhile back (I use a dictionary all the time, it is like a Bible to me) but I keep referring back to my good old faithful pocket size Collins Gem Dictionary that I have had for well over 10 years. The pages have fallen out, been stuck back together with sticky tape many a times & it is held together by a lackey band. Why can't I just biff it? Maybe because it is small instead of big and bulky like my new one?

My well used dictionary!

SEPTEMBER LAUGHS

WHAT AN UNDERSTANDING WIFE HE HAS:

A married man left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it. After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?".....The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, "That would suit me just fine!!" Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her. Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

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LOTTO TICKET:

One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring."Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks."Well, she replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings." A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks. She replies " My boss and I played the lotto and we won again, so I bought it with my share of the winnings." Another week later, his wife comes home, you guessed it: driving a cadillac, her share of the lotto winnings. That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while she gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the bath plug. "What's this?" she asks her husband. "Well," he replies, "We don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we??"