DUNT TAKE HIS TICKETS - EH!

Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, eh" said Wiremu.

The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal.

"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion eh!"
The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure.

Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment. Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.

The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv Prostate suckness eh" "What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer. "Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi'regonna huv to cut off your balls."

"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"

DUST STORMS - HERE IN LEO THAT IS NORMAL!

Sydney Harbour Bridge - September 2009

My car looks like this nearly every 2 weeks living in Leo!

View from back of hospital - Xmas Day December 2008

View from back of hospital - Xmas Day December 2008

The dust is normal here in Leo, it is a constant battle to be dust free in the house let alone outside. Dust storms normally happen in December/January and you can see the dust afar approaching & that is the time to stay indoors & close all windows and wait for it to pass, then you have the job of cleaning up!

NEVER FALL ASLEEP ON THE JOB AS YOU WILL BE CAUGHT!

A QUIET NIGHT

Did a night shift at the hospital last night, a very quiet night it was. They must of all been behaving or everyone is just well as not a soul to be seen the whole shift - yay. We managed to watch 2 DVD's - Madagascar 2, funny, & Confessions Of A Shopaholic, which was so, so. Only bought the DVD Confessions of a Shopaholic as we were in New York last April & we got to see part of the movie been filmed in the streets & when that scene came up - I was like EXCITED as we were there at that moment. Spotted Miriam that travelled with me to the States walking in one of the scenes, how funny!

MY NEW PC

My new pocket size VAIO PC & it slips into what looks like a clutch purse, so small and compact you can just pop it into your handbag. Saves taking your large laptop everywhere with you.

I WANT TO BE A CAT!

My Miss Tubby, doing what she does best - cat napping on her favourite blanket from Aunty Andrea. I wanna come back in my next life as a cat, so I can just eat, sleep and lounge around!

WHY CANNOT I THROW IT OUT?

I bought myself a new dictionary awhile back (I use a dictionary all the time, it is like a Bible to me) but I keep referring back to my good old faithful pocket size Collins Gem Dictionary that I have had for well over 10 years. The pages have fallen out, been stuck back together with sticky tape many a times & it is held together by a lackey band. Why can't I just biff it? Maybe because it is small instead of big and bulky like my new one?

My well used dictionary!